I am not the only one to channel the late Ms. Nixon:
An excerpt from Ann Beattie’s book: http://www.newyorker.com/fiction/features/2011/09/19/110919fi_fiction_beattie
David Kirby’s “Skinny-Dipping with Pat Nixon”
http://www.gettysburgreview.com/selections/past_selections/index.dot?inode=1857222