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The Godling of Greater Kailash II

Summertime, New Delhi, scorching: Britons of yore would have scampered off to hill stations, and picked apples and nibbled gritty German pastries under scraggled pine. My contemporaries – the other English, American and Indian schoolboys stationed in India’s capital – had long since left for cooler climes on other continents. Not I. Father was on assignment in Kashmir. Things were deteriorating up there. Our travel plans were scuttled, summer school at the American School had already begun, and there was nothing better for me to do than get a summer job, my first ever. The question was, what to do? Everyone agreed I had tremendous potential, but my skills had not caught up. So what to pay me was a concern. In a country of nearly a billion people, earning an average wage of less than a thousand dollars, paying me fair market value would not only be all but meaningless to me, it would be downright cruel to deprive a job to an Indian someone, who might have a family to feed, or might otherwise be forced to work for a less humane employer than a Western journalist. My job would have to be unique to my abilities, or sensibilities as it turned out, to justify earning a Western wage.

A photographer friend of ours came to the rescue, as he often did with matters technical and trans-cultural – he was Indian, but a South Indian, a Christian from the former Portuguese colony of Goa with a Western name (Bartholomew Paul), educated in Bern and sophisticated enough to recognize why I would need a summer job at Western wage. India is awash with Western ideas, but they are unevenly distributed. A certain base amount of technical knowledge one might depend on finding in an American, even a dull American, is absolutely unpredictable in an Indian. Our housekeeper would innocently balance a novelty magnet on top of a pile of computer disks, for example, or there was the time our chowkidar interrupted our evening tiffin to waggle the mangled remains of a plastic monitor lizard my brother had forgotten in our garden. Certainly I have committed heinous faux pas in the houses of my parents’ more Indian friends, and even after seven years the country’s customs remain alien and threatening to me, but my failures have never quite been so spectacular.

My valuable skill was recognizing value. Bartholomew hired me as his studio errand boy, but unlike his studio assistant Pinky, a refugee from SLORC’s predations in Bhutan, I was trusted with preparing his slides, cataloguing his images and occasionally delivering slides to the offices of Western media outfits downtown for scanning. Pinky prepared tea, carried equipment and received a $950 a month stipend from the United Nations, he had allegedly escaped the SLORC by hijacking a domestic airliner with a clay Buddha head attached to two flashing LED lights. Air India was afraid it was a bomb. He did not yet come to recognize why some images printed on tiny strips of celluloid were so much more valuable than others.

Bartholomew lived in his studio, an apartment in a concrete three-story on the outskirts of South Delhi, an annex to an older colony, Greater Kilash II. It was morning. Mornings can be quite bucolic, as Delhi is a city of parks, and for slim sliver of time before 9am, when it is still cool, after the toxic cooking fire fog has burned off but before the petrol fumes and red clay dust has had a chance to set in, the air was almost pleasant. Unlike our compound, Bartholomew’s house was close to the street, and quite modern – stilted blocks of whitewashed, water-stained concrete over a garage. He drove a white Maruti Gypsy, a small Jeep-like 4×4, a domestically produced Suzuki Samurai. Driver lingered until the door opened.

“Ahoy there young man,” Bartholomew said. He wore a photographer’s vest; beige, its many pockets bulging with batteries, film canisters, and his wiry, oily coils of hair gleamed over his gruff, pitted brown face. It was the first time I had seen him without my parents present. He didn’t shake my hand, but did tip his cigarette at me. “Ready for a long day of hard work?”

“Yes, I suppose I am, Mr. Paul.” I was hoping his expression might soften slightly.

“It’s Bartholomew,” he said, sputtering grey smoke as he spoke. “Come.”

Photographer’s studios are likely the same all over the world, but this was the first I had ever seen. The first room: high ceilings slightly neglected, lots of light, wrinkled aluminum umbrellas and blazing lights. Black expensive bits of Japanese branded optics and machinery. Velcro strips, nylon straps, webbing, the acrid tang of photo-chemicals and cigarette smoke drifting in the air. Deeper in: magazines neatly stacked, grey flat-file portfolios, washing line with metal clips and dangling, drying strips of celluloid film, and beyond that was a door.

“Pinky? Get in here.”

The door opened and a stooped twenty-something in ill-fitting photographer’s garb hurried into the room: “Yes, Mister Bartholomew?”

“You remember Gordon’s son?”

He nodded.

“Shake his hand hello.”

We both approached one another. Pinky’s palm was warm, wet and felt fragile and fluttery like a wounded humming bird.

“You like football? Or cricket?” He asked me, pronouncing the words very carefully.

“No. Neither,” I said.

“You two will be working together,” Bartholomew said. “Pinky, some tea for us three.”

“And biscuits?”

“Only for you and me. None for him.”

Pinky jutted his lip out, pondered his orders, then scuttled off into the kitchen.

“He’s very smart,” Bartholomew said.

“I can tell.”

“And I didn’t want you spilling crumbs on my slides.”

“I’ve already eaten.”

“That’s good.”

He took me to a workbench in the darkest corner of the second room. A small glowing square of light sat next to an intimidating steel machine about the size of an outboard motor, a single rod protruding like a one-armed bandit.

“You snip the slide. Check it. Drop it into a mount. Check it again. Heat it, squash it…count of three… stick it in a sleeve? Got it?”

“Yeah,” I picked up a pair of scissors and slipped the film between the shears.

Bartholomew plucked them out of my hand. “Let me demonstrate.”

I picked it up quickly enough and spent the morning crouched over the slide machine, sniping, mounting and pressing each little image and setting aside the duplicates, handily foreshortened to “dupes.” After the initial panic of not wanting to destroy the slides wore off, I began to pay attention to his work. These were photos, taken over the course of a decade, of a young child identified as a deity, more than that I couldn’t tell you. She was ten years old when the series began. An apparently normal child dressed in rags brought to tall, narrow temple. She was anointed with oil, garlanded high with orange marigold flowers and finally closed inside the temple. The subsequent shots were all from below, when the goddess would appear on the balcony, an otherwise normal girl, growing, aging, filling her sari, her nose jabbed with piercings, or peeking over the edge of a windowsill, trapped inside.

Bartholomew interrupted me. He frowned at my work, peering through each square for flaws. “You’re going too slow. Go get me some lunch.”

New Delhi’s better suburbs are planned, arranged in enclaves, a small commercial district anchoring a community of perhaps two or three hundred residencies (arranged in an alpha-numeric system). Several dozen of these enclaves are in turn arranged around a larger market district. The Bartholomew Paul residence was close to its nameless local market. But the streets were rough, pitted from a dozen monsoon minifloods and a meager budget for road works. The smell of morning jasmine had given way to boiling grease stinks and rubbish off-gassings that felt as if though were spackling over my pores. Outside the conditioned bubble of Barotholomew’s studio the air was ferociously hot, wobbling with heat, the clarity of the morning had gone and in its place was haze, reddish from the dust in the surrounding hills and veiling everything in a pinkish, grubby haze like socks after a clay court tennis match. The trees lining the roads, meager leaved things offer sparse shade, were all lime green and greedy and alive; beyond the crude wire fences, in the parks beside me, cricket players were blinding flashes of white. Tiny insects nipped my ankles and rubbish and sewage bubbled and frothed in a drainage canal running alongside. The market was at the end of the road, about a half-kilometer down, consisting of an electrical substation, a post office annex, an open-air VHS video shop, an open-air tobacconist, an open-air pharmacy piled high with pillboxes, a drink wallah, a pan wallah, and, anchoring this Indian interpretation of a suburban strip mall, a narrow corner store equipped with a scorched, grease spattered kerosene stove, a battered pan, and above its huffing gusts of incinerated grease and sizzling spice innards, a hideously fat cook wearing a stained undershirt and little else.

I collected Bartholomew’s lunch – an oversized savory pancake wadded with coconut goo, wrapped in discarded newspaper – and fetched his mail and a milky lemon-lime soft drink from one of the wallahs.

The walk back was quicker, though the density of flies had increased, perhaps lured by the reeking dosa. In the distance, looming over Bartholomew’s house, I could see the concrete slabs and commercial signage of Nehru Place, a frequent destination of my father, Bartholomew and I, when he helped repair our computers in exchange for a belt or two of our duty free whiskey. At the ground level it was little more than hundreds upon hundreds of computer repair stores and office supplies for sale.

Pinky was waiting for me, I think, I could see his soft Asiatic face peering over the balcony at me, or maybe he was watching the cricket game, but in any case he waved at me, and I returned the wave, and for an instant I couldn’t feel the flies, or feel the heat or the dread I felt at having to sit over a burning hot slide machine for another four hours, and I caught my mouth creeping into a smile and he grinned back, the little goon, and I shook it off and prepared to present the filthy pancake thing to my boss.

The rich fecal smell of cannabis hit me as I walked into his studio again. Bartholomew was sitting at his desk, under a large Tibetan mandala, a black finger of resin and shreds of tobacco and deconstructed cigarette paper littering his area. A small glassine baggie of caramel powder I could not identify rested beside it. He looked up as I came over, tapping the cigarette on his desk, and gestured toward a small serving table beside him.

“Sit,” he said. “Set it down there. Don’t spill. Do you know what this is?”

“Yes.”

“I smoke it to relax.”

“That’s fine… cool with me.”

“Would you like some?”

“No, thank you.”

“You still have time on your lunch break, you can go… go get something if you like.”

I nodded, left him, and walked out on the balcony beside Pinky. He smiled again but said nothing, and we both gazed into the vast, shitty pink city we were stuck in. The summer passed by without incident, although Bartholomew never paid me, and Father thought it pointless to pursue as he relied on Bartholomew for his work, and his enormous skill as an interlocutor.
~JAMES MCGIRK

Don’t Hand Me the Dog, Mama; I Might Squeeze Him Too Tight…

And the 1988 New Zealand version:

Interior, with cats x 2

Interior, with cats x2 — these are my cats.

PLOT SYNOPSES OF UNUSED RAYMOND CHANDLER TITLES

Dunno what the hell this is

Titles taken from Hamish Hamilton’s Five Dials #11, in turn taken from Raymond Chandler’s notebooks where “the ever-inventive Raymond Chandler kept a list of possible titles for books.” – James McGirk

• The Man with the Shredded Ear

A mutilated man stumbles into Los Angeles Private Investigator Philip Marlowe’s office and dies before him. When squad cars pull up moments later, Marlowe knows the fix is on. On the run, the entire LAPD at his heels, a mutilated ear his only lead, Marlowe’s only chance is to prove he is no killer. But will anyone lend him an ear?

• All Guns Are Loaded

The Korean War is over; army surplus piles into San Pedro Harbor by the container-load. A gun gang gets greedy. Hijacks a shipment. Something goes wrong. Cops come, guns blazing. Six crook corpses, riddled with holes, case closed… Case closed? Not yet: the guns are gone. A crooked cop caper? No one can be trusted – not even Detective Victor “Violets” McGee, Marlowe’s oldest friend, the very man who hired him.

• Choice of Dessert

Uncle Alan’s is the biggest dining and dance club in Los Angeles. Problem here is that patrons vanish sometimes, or so says scorching torch song singer Sarah. After her husband disappears, Sarah hires Marlowe to track him down. Is Uncle Alan’s a ‘Murder, Inc.’ or an underground railroad for criminals on the lam? Marlowe’s finds out it’s both, but that’s not all there is on the menu.

• Return from Ruin

The Mackeys lost it all in ‘29. Sold their oil wells, boarded their mansions… Then suddenly they bounced back, too fast, some said, to be on the level; yet, things seemed back to normal until daughter Mary Mackey’s debutante ball—someone pulls a fuse, lights go out, guns fire, girls scream, and when the lights come back on Mary’s gone and dad’s dead. Good thing someone invited Marlowe.

• Here It Is Saturday

A small hotel in a sleepy seaside town, the ideal retirement for an old police detective like McGee, but is that all he’s up to? Things have been going missing since he moved in, big things, a plundered bank vault, a missing mail truck… and when they turn up in McGee’s garage, the local sheriff has to haul him in. But rather than call a lawyer McGee calls his old friend Marlowe.

• My Best to the Bride

Marlowe’s sad because his high school sweetheart Sissy is getting married. But the guy’s a good kid; a jockey named Jim, and Marlowe doesn’t mind the invite. There’s an ulterior motive, however, because things have been happening. Weird, silly things: The cake was made with salt instead of sugar, the wedding limo pops a tire, the minister speaks only Greek – petty jealousy, thinks Marlowe until someone puts a .22 in the groom’s tiny skull.

• The Man Who Loved the Rain

When it rains in Malibu cliff-side houses sometimes slide off into the ocean. But it’s been happening too often. An insurance agency asks Marlowe to check out a developer’s lot that lost three houses in the last storm. The lot manager has been shot. Then someone hits Marlowe over the head. Insurance scam or a crazed killer? Who says it can’t be both? And why is a redheaded starlet hoarding dynamite?

• The Corpse Came in Person

Funeral directors are patient folk; their lives are somber, sober and easy. Not for Frederick Bonami, not after a pipe bomb destroys his crematorium during a service for Lt. Detective Vincent “Violets” McGee. The police think it’s an accident, but Bonami hires Marlowe to be sure. He digs up graves, dodges bullets and stumbles across a shady sewer-dredging firm whose tentacles extend all the way into the Mayor’s office.

• Law Is Where You Buy It

Marlowe’s hired as a bodyguard by an Assistant District Attorney. They drive up together to a small Ventura County courthouse, which is trying some huge criminals cases: gangsters, hired killers, embezzlers, all of them are transferred out into the middle of orange and oil field country. Seems rotten to Marlowe, who pries, and finds it’s not the criminals doing the transferring, rather electric chair loving vigilantes.

• The Porter Rose at Dawn

Resting in a remote California resort, Marlowe is called into action after the hotel dick discovers a dead body. Thing is, there aren’t supposed to be any guests – it’s two days before the start of the holiday season and there are only a couple of people in the hotel, plus it’s miles to the nearest town, so the killer has to be one of the few people staying. Can he solve the crime before the killer catches on, or will the Hotel open and the killer escape?

• We All Liked Al

Al was a charlatan preacher, a smalltime scammer who didn’t deserve to die. But someone bothered to kill him. Marlowe goes deep into an underworld of con artists, creeps and crazies only to find Al alive and kicking and kicking off a far more elaborate and evil scheme.

• Fair With Some Rain

The Arroyo Seco and San Francis dams capture and retain the tens of millions of gallons of water Los Angeles needs to survive as a city. An engineer’s wife asks Marlowe to trail her husband, thinking he’s having an affair. Marlowe takes the job and follows the man. He’s not having an affair but he’s up to something much worse, or is he? Marlowe must maneuver past the crime syndicates and trigger-happy federal agents muscling in on the thin strip of concrete.

Others I’m still working on…

• They Only Murdered Him Once
• Too Late for Smiling
• The Diary of a Loud Check Suit
• Deceased When Last Seen
• Quick, Hide the Body
• A Night in the Ice Box
• Goodnight and Goodbye
• The Cool-Off
• Uncle Watson Wants to Think
• The Parson in the Parlor
• Stop Screaming – It’s Me
• No Third Act
• Twenty Minutes’ Sleep
• They Still Come Honest
• Between Two Liars
• The Lady with the Truck
• The Black-Eyed Blonde
• Rigadoo (Walking stick)
• Thunder Bug
• Everyone Says Good-bye Too Soon

WMDs 2010-2200

Dunno about solar flare canon

No Phone

For various reasons I no longer have a phone, so if you are trying to reach me please email me instead — I’m almost always close by the computer

Alphabet Soup Extruded from this Page

From Wordle.net

Makes me want to use ’stove’ as a verb. Copied from the Iowa Review. Made by Wordle.

And here’s an ancient TIME Magazine clip, circa 2001

Sunset Boulevard

Three Minute Fiction: JOYOUS TRANSACTION

NPR Contest Image

We’re supposed to do this with yarrow stalks, but “coins,” he says, “are more indicative of global currency flow.”

I stand to leave. Scraping my chair back. He shakes his head and swirls his coffee: “more modern,” he says.

I sit down again. Take a sip of mine.

Given the swirling streams of capital – well, I get it; as a modern soothsayer coins aren’t a bad idea.

But I’m not asking about money.

He pushes aside his Straits Times, revealing an I-Ching and three U.S. quarters. He slides his coins to me. I shake and fling. Coins flash, fall across the table six times in succession. He tabulates my score: Heads-heads-tails. (Twice) Heads-tails-tails. (Once) Heads-heads-tails. (Twice again) Heads-tails-tails….

He points at the coins and beckons. I slide them over. He shakes his head. “First: my fee.” I slide that over too. He nods and turns the book around for me to see:

58. Tui, The Joyous

Lakes resting one on the other:
The image of the Joyous.
Thus the superior man joins with his friends
For discussion and practice.

The moment of discovery! My muscles flinch involuntarily: “That’s all?” I say, my voice a squeak.

“You understand why you do this now?”

He’s so wise, that crumpled grey suit, those yellowing plastic frames. Enlightenment is bearing down on us: I feel it. I squish my palms together, and choose my reply very, very carefully. “For fun?”

“You don’t fully understand.”

“I don’t,” I say, pressing my palms harder. “Tell me! Please!”

He picks my coffee cup up and dumps it into his; brown liquid floods, soaking the paper: “that mindless moment of exchange,” he says, as it drips on my pants, and he gets up and leaves.

Chapter Six

Chapter Six (Last Chapter I put up, I think… from now on I’ll do a few scraps…)

There was an orange glow of civilization on the dull purple horizon; we scrabbled over to it; me, dragging Michelle’s bags along with me, her, dangling her heels in her hands, tiptoeing carefully behind. We slid down a spiny, dusty, crumbling slope and there it was: a small bus shelter; beside the road, open to the elements, as if dacoits had carried away three-quarters of a plexiglass cube. Inside, the air felt torn apart and raw from the automobiles rushing back and forth along the bridge, distinguishable from outdoors only by the intimate tang of urine in the corners.

We studied a timetable. Service for the evening had concluded. Then we sat down on a Bakelite bench, scratched and greased from a thousand lungied bottoms wiping across it, careful not to rest our heads against the glass, lest a carnivorous swarm of nits come boiling out from the screw-holes and crannies. On the horizon was the city across the bay. Clean light pulsing. Blues. Whites. Geometric complexity. Money. Life. Beauty. Power. Cars.

Harry will kill him, Michelle said rubbing dust from her forehead. It’s been over an hour and I’m getting a chill.

I placed my blazer over her shoulders but regretted doing so: I think we should wait.

She shook her head no: I’m hungry! She said. Come. Feed me.

Michelle… in Scouts they told us to wait in one place.

I don’t care, she said, and walked off into the darkness.

At a glance, from above, in daylight – I had seen pictures – the area around the walled city looked like dried mud cracking in the sun; but the cracks were houses, a network of dust-covered corrugated iron. But I could see none of it now.

A pariah dog moaned in the distance as I hurried after her.

*
Closer to the walled city we came across a small circle of men camped out on the path. Beggars? Bandits? Dog trappers? Who knew? A flame throbbed inside. We crept closer. They looked skinny for thieves. One burbled at us. We ignored him. There were maybe six of them squatting around a flimsy stove, pumping kerosene, warming their hands, bottoms bobbing inches from the ground. The petrochemical shriek of their fuel stirred with choking curry spices so cloying and vivid they smelled cadmium yellow.

They eat their own horrid spews, Michelle said.

I couldn’t talk. Just watched them.

Hunched over, scooping things from tins with their fingers, under-lit by the stove, their noses squashed into shadow, their eyes sunk in, brows triangular, expressionless, leering and demonic. Consuming, festering, I could smell them, they were less than human, less than mammal; scum-

Stewing of babies, rats and roaches, Michelle muttered. Flavored with pickings and flickings.

She found my hand and clenched, hard. Her pulse was so tiny, a fragile moist throb, a secret message telegraphed between us, her skinny wrist and the pad of my thumb, a luffing candle flame, so delicate that you’d want to cradle and protect it.

I hate them, Julian.

They blocked our path.

Someone coughed, and it wouldn’t stop, just kept building, and building, and building, growing grotesque and out of control. He hacked and spat. Finally. A soft glop thumped nearby. They sifted but remained seated. A little orange dot, a glow, a little twist of harsh tobacco was being passed from man to man. A bottle too, label-less, filled with clear fluid they swilled, one after the other; the liquid sloshing back after each slug; then one rose and approached, teetering.

I could see him. He could see me.

He was bare-chested under a rude, rough cowl; tight squiggles of black erupted all over his chest, quivering like insect prongs under the hissing kerosene light. His turban was crooked. Eyes yellow. Breathing heavy.

He croaked something at us.

Michelle put her lips to my ear: He say… HE WANT TO EAT US!

She pulled me so hard and we ran; through the circle, kicking things over, things dragging at us. The light so bright. Then the stove fell. And then there was no light at all.

We hurled ourselves into the darkness again, too scared to look behind, our legs pumping automatically. We heard no footfalls but kept running and running until we found light again, a dim sentry post, abandoned, at first glance, but another shape was curled on the floor, a rag pile, slowly bobbing with breath to the rhythm of sleep next to the orange incandescent glow of an electric fire. A thick bamboo stick was tucked beside it.

Uh-

Michelle clasped her hand over my mouth.

Don’t wake any of them. They will eat us too.

She pressed her weight against me, a lean warm presence; a comfort and anxiety both. I looked up. An entranceway arch arched overhead.

We go in, she said. At least we will be warm. She looked up at me, her eyes darker than anything else around me: Don’t say no.

I won’t.

It was colder inside.

The archway led in to a circular cavern: very tall, jagged, and angular, almost a cistern. A crude staircase made of cement and rebar led down and up but was soon swallowed by darkness. Electrical light punched through the gloom, in dim chunks and wedges, but most of the light we could see was alive, natural, and the smell of burning petrol floated in the air like a lure. Food smells too. Shapes began to emerge. Sleepers. Tucked near the entranceway. Dozens. Maybe hundreds.

Droplets fell from above. Washing. But above that, above the countless washing lines a few dim stars glowed.
No trace of the orange fuzz of light pollution.

They sleep so early, I said.

Very lazy, Michelle explained. They have no school to attend. Up or down? Decide, my husband.

Downward there was more light, it seemed public and perilous-

Upwards was closed off, private, more intimate.

Shouldn’t we stay here, near the entranceway?

No, Julian. She dropped my hand. It has been hours since we ate and I am hungry.

Fine. Down.

Down we go.

Careful… step carefully, the stairs are slippery and crumbly.

I can walk downstairs by myself.

Progress was slow as she maneuvered the wobbling stairs and stirring rag piles. She soon took my hand again.

Do we have any money? I asked.

Credit cards, Michelle replied. What little cash we had I spent on our shakes. You might have to take us something.

Or we could do the washing up somewhere.

She let go of my hand again and thrust it under my gaze: You see this?

Your hand?

My manicure.

Your manicure?

This, I cannot risk.

Well I wouldn’t want you to.

It’s a wife’s work.

No wife of mine should ever work.

Good. She thrust her hand into my pocket: It’s warmer in here. You chose well.

Smellier though.

But food smells.

What do they eat down here?

Hopefully there will be a packaged sweet. A biscuit. Cup of chai. Something.

Tea is sterile.

These stairs are so long.

But it’s getting brighter.

That is a good thing.

Strings of Christmas lights began to stretch over the stairs. To the sides were openings, concealed with flaps made of rags or plastic bags; but now, finally, some of them were lit too. I caught glimpses of things going on inside. Some were normal, I recognized them, things like washing up, or small long rows of stalls hawking things I recognized; gleams of aluminum pans and plastic handled knives, cones of newsprint containing cashew nuts, paan wallahs, but weirder ones also, women in deeply cut saris leaning against walls, holding numbers, or crouching, showing peeks of their engorged chests; men squatting with brass pipes that gave off strange fecal smells.

Michelle bumped up against me again, grabbing handfuls of fabric and flesh: Look! Shopping! Slum Shangri-La!

There were no words on their signs, only poorly plagiarized cartoon figures and pop-stars a decade out of fashion in the States. They were painted on tarps, corrugated iron, and decorated with beastly filigree and Hindoo iconography.

Can you understand any of this?

No, Michelle said. Let’s just choose one.

Okay. You do it this time.

Okay. I think maybe the one with the girls. There won’t as much risk of eve teasing where the girls are.

She pointed to an opening, there were lights on inside, bare bulbs hanging down, covered with colored cellophane, like in a school play. A boombox (a Panasonic) with two tape decks played what mother called “saucy Aussie songs,” and underneath posters of Samantha Fox sprawling nude were at least a dozen women.

Michelle was unimpressed with their saris.

These are trashy cuts, She confided, Mummy would frown on their apparel. And these mini-skirts should pair with a demure blouse. Not a tube top.

We ducked inside. Me holding the door open for her. The air was stuffy and toxic, recalling the smoking lounge at Gatwick. It was hard to breath or hear, the ceiling was so low, the music so loud. The floor was gritty but stuck to my shoes. We stayed on the perimeter, scanning the room. The hanging bulbs radiated hotspots and mean little groups of men clustered around picnic tables, puffing Silk Cuts and sipping small chai glasses of spirit with no ice. They said little to one another, bobbed their heads to the music slightly, and occasionally beckoned a woman over to present her with a drink. Sometimes a man and woman would pair off and shuffle off into one of the darker corners where the other flaps were.

A picked-over icebox with its clean green glass bottles behind a grubby glass case was the only object familiar to me (however distasteful).

Shhh… Michelle said.

The music stopped too. Only the rush of the fans and the burbling clink of communion could be heard.

A woman – short hair, drooping orange sari – loomed over the boom box. She had stopped the cassette. With a sudden squeal of static she replaced it with another, a swoonier eastern tune, and ambled over to a crude stage I hadn’t noticed earlier.

The crowd of men went silent, fixing their attention to the figure, whose knees buckled slightly under their collective stares.

They’re throwing money! Michelle said.

Spectators tossed crumpled bills at the woman’s feet.

And slowly she unraveled her sari. She was distinctly unhealthy. Her facial features closer to Farook’s than the austere beauty of Christine or Michelle’s gradual blossoming… and yet I couldn’t look away. Clusters of bumps were visible even beneath the strange purple and red lights, and the rolls of skin drooping from her waist were nothing like the magazine models or the peeks I’d snuck of Christine or Michelle or mother, a distended pocket of flesh dropped out of her fabric, mushroom colored, capped with a hamburger sized aureole-

I do not like this, Michelle said, gripping me, pulling me toward the door, but then she stopped.

I looked down at her. I couldn’t read her expression.

The money, she said. The money. Go get it. Take a handful.

I can’t.

They are discarding it.

Surely it is a ritual of some sort.

Do it! For your wife. Run and go fetch. Harry can pay them back. If it’s even necessary.

She pushed me toward the stage.

The people had begun chanting. Weirdly off-tempo. It didn’t fit the tune or the subdued tainted sleepiness had existed beforehand. In the gloom beyond a man stood, facing the stage, holding a cigarette lighter to a bill. He was a Sikh, setting fire to his own money, letting his flaming bits of paper flutter and fall; burning embers drifted around the room in their wake…

Money piled on the floor.

Incandescent orange zips dipped and drifted.

Go get it, Julian.

Are you sure?

Go. Go. Go. A handful. We need it. She pushed me forward. I stumbled, caught my stride and pushed ahead.

I charged the stage, my head tucked to my chest; two burly men rushed past me, their momentum pushing me slightly off balance. I dipped down. Klieg lights in my face… My eyes burning… Blind… The snake charming music was a signal coming from far, far away…

My knees hit the stage.

I began scrabbling for bills.

Splinters caught my fingertips. I scraped empty space.

A shriek!

Another shriek!

-and a percussive jolt hurtled to the earth a fraction of an inch away from my hand! And then another! and another! and another on the other side…

My hands found a crumpled wad of greasy Port Lightning pound Sterling, I grabbed more and more and more of them…

Julian! [It was Michelle]

Then I looked up: the dancer was straddling me, her two high heels almost practically pinning me down, her shoes connecting to mottled thighs, bare; and above that, blinding light and blast after blast of anger coming from her head.

Julian!

I did a half sit up wriggle, almost losing my grip, my hands were still stuffed with bills, I rolled, colliding with her leg. She fell, but to the side.

Police whistles tore through the sound.

I crawled off the stage somehow and into Michelle’s arms, and we ran-